Thursday, November 24, 2016


Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

"Oh give thanks to the LORD, for he is good, for his steadfast love endures forever!"
Psalm 107:1

Remember to check back soon for Yankee/Southern Thanksgiving: Part III!
Your Royal (& Stuffed) Paleness

Friday, November 18, 2016


No...not the weekend before Thanksgiving (I mean, it IS, but that's not what we're discussing here).
That's RIGHT!!!

In celebration of this weekend's release of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Freeform is gracing us with Harry Potter Weekend. So if you need me, dear ones, you can find me in front of my TV. Yes, yes, I'll have homework in my lap, and maybe some snacks by my side, but I'll be enjoying Harry Potter Weekend all the same. Will YOU?!?

Until next week...
Your Royal Paleness

Tuesday, November 8, 2016


Whoa, November already???

And yet, it's still half a million degrees outside... Anyway, this post is gonna have to be short because I have a lot of work to do, but I'll be sure to keep it punny.

So, today is ELECTION DAY in America, which is a pretty big deal! (Mostly because I have school off...) All eyes are on the United States, but unfortunately they're saying we won't know the results until tomorrow. When I'm back in school.

Do you know what else is going on today, and every day until New Year??? HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES!!!

Ever since they started, they have been the constant channel of choice at the Paleness house (much to Brochacho's dismay).

Brochacho: *whispers* it never ends

Being November, we're closer to the holidays than ever. It's safe to say, I'm already in the Christmas spirit!

In fact, Momma, Grandma, and I went to a Christmas show this weekend. I bought some of the BEST hot chocolate and some Amish whoopie pies for the family. They were bigger than hockey pucks.

Moving on, it is now pun time! I'd like to save my Christmas puns for, well, Christmas, so I'll make an election one instead. I think everyone needs a laugh during the elections.

The difference between a duck and George Washington is one has a bill on his face, but the other has his face on a bill.

What a quack up...
Your Royal Paleness