Saturday, October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween!


Happy Halloween!!!



Stay safe (and y'all get some candy)!

Your Royal Paleness

Monday, October 26, 2015

MONDAY PUN-DAY 10/26


Guess what yesterday was?!

You: What?

Yesterday was October 25th, which is 2 MONTHS 'TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Brochacho: its 2 early 4 that no one cares right now

Actually, lots of people care, including our friends at the Hallmark Channel! Starting on Halloween (October 31st) Countdown to Christmas begins, and it continues 24/7 until New Year's!!!

Brochacho: im leaving

Countdown to Christmas 2015 is debuting 17 new original movies this year, including Northpole: Open for Christmas and Merry Matrimony. Along with the premieres are all your favorites, such as Most Wonderful Time of the Year and Love at the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

You: That's... not a Christmas movie...

I know, but it's good and it comes on during the Countdown.

So, I can't seem to find the full schedule at the moment, but here are the listings for the new movies. I'll keep looking for the whole thing.

In other news, I have school off for the next two days!!! My time will be spent binge-watching The Voice and continuing my eternal recovery from PE.

We did more "aerobics" (dancing) this week, which is just embarrassing for the uncoordinated people in the class (*cough* me *cough*). My team almost won the competition, but we really just ended up being a trainwreck.

Moving on, our wonderful pun today is in honor of the horror that is PE, along with Halloween! This is for you, coach...

I saw a skeleton marathon this weekend. No body won.


Happy 2 Months 'til Christmas!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, October 19, 2015

MONDAY PUN-DAY 10/19


Happy Monday, my friends (including Kenya)!!!



Yesterday concluded Harry Potter Weekend on ABC Family (which is changing its name to "Freeform" or something)--sad, but it was fun while it lasted. Although they won't ever show The Goblet of Fire for some reason...

BUT today starts 13 Nights of Halloween, and thankfully Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 and Part 2 come on at 1:30 PM and 5 PM. Also tonight is Hocus Pocus, a movie I've never seen but I've heard is good. Other movies include The Hunger Games, Monster's University, and The Nightmare Before Christmas, which all come on later in the week. To view the complete schedule, click here.

PE continues to become more and more intense; we ran a mile on Friday, which was not cool. But then we played kickball and my team won, so we got to go change first. My uniform was soaked with sweat.

In addition to being disgustingly gross after PE, every class comes with new injuries. I hyper-extended my knee, pulled the other calf, and keep finding a bunch of random bruises. Pretty soon I'll look like this...


I know y'all enjoy my PE troubles.

Today's pun will be about the wonderful wizarding world of Harry Potter. It is required that you read it in a British accent.

In one of the movies, Harry's godfather reveals that James was very deer to him.

Brochacho: r u Sirius

I know, I know... That one was a bit riddikulus.

But there's nothing Ron with that.
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, October 12, 2015

MONDAY PUN-DAY 10/12


Hello friends (especially Russia!!!)


Well, the hurricane finally passed, but it's still raining off and on... 

Anyway, Momma and I binge-watched Project Runway and The Voice this weekend, which was sooooo good. There seem to be a lot of country singers this year (like Zach from Georgia...). Tune in tonight for The Battles Premiere!

Also tonight is Dancing With the Stars, the SWITCH UP episode!!! I think Derek is with Alex this week. To see all the other switch ups, click here.

So last week was pretty intense. We've started doing a lot in PE; Monday we did a whole bunch of random heart attack-inducing stuff like the grapevine and sprints, then Wednesday we walked a mile. After that I lost the softball in the sun at workouts and bruised my face. It looks like I have a goatee, and attempts to eat apples or anything similar is a struggle. Friday we walked over TWO miles in half an hour, then played football in the parking lot. I got body-slammed at least twice.

Obviously we're being trained to go into the army or something. So, Christmas is coming up! I think it's only 10 more Fridays until the most awesome holiday of the year. Don't forget, at the end of the month is Hallmark's Countdown to Christmas!!!

And speaking of Christmas, keep an eye out for a special post in December...

So, our pun today is in honor of Christmas, since it's so close!

Brochacho: it rlly isnt

It is in my heart.

Did you know that the reindeer's favorite place to eat is Deery Queen?


See you soon! Beware of flying softballs!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, October 5, 2015

MONDAY PUN-DAY 10/5


I'M SO LATE AND I'M SO SORRY...


I'm not trying to make excuses here, I'm just so swamped with school. Like I said, I'm so sorry. Let me fill you in on what's been going on.

We just finished up with Spirit Week and freshman won for the first time, so that's good (except the seniors hate us now). We had a parade, but it was really gross outside.

In English class we read this story called "The Lady or the Tiger?" by Frank Stockton. It's a really great story, but it has no ending, so be prepared for your blood pressure to spike. (Or was that just me?)

Brochacho: just u u're old

Well then. Also in English, we have this paper that we have to write. I just finished the rough draft, but it's been looming over me all weekend. There's also this super-intense art project due soon, which is kinda fun, but it's hard to enjoy when there's a due date.

Hurricane Joaquin is making its last rounds along the eastern seaboard. We got tons and tons of violent rain and wind, but thankfully we didn't really have any damage at our house.

So I haven't been able to watch a lot of TV lately, but from what I have seen, Project Runway is getting down to the nitty-gritty. I personally am rooting for Edmund (seeing as he's the closest thing to Southern class on that show). Also, Dancing with the Stars is heating up; it's always hard to see someone have to forfeit because of health issues, but at least Derek didn't get kicked off...

I have for you today a hurricane pun, in light of all the devastation that's been going on around here. Hopefully I'll be able to lift your spirits!

Hurricanes never know where they're going. They only have one eye, after all.


Enjoy your week! (Also, welcome to the party, Sweden!)
Your Royal Paleness