Welcome back, my friends!
I don't know if any of you know this or not, and I'm sorry that I failed to mention it, but June is National Scoliosis Month! In fact, June 27th is National Scoliosis Day.
Left untreated, the condition can cause lung/heart damage, intense back pain, and extreme fashion tragedies. If you are concerned that you or a loved one may have scoliosis, please contact and schedule an appointment with your chiropractor or general physician. Then you can join the Curvy Club with me, and we can have some straight talk. *wink*
In spite of my slight affliction, today was the first day of a softball camp I signed up for at a local college. A few friends from previous teams are attending as well, which will hopefully distract me from the skin-melting heat that we currently have going on around here. Pray for us. Please.
I do believe that I will single-handedly boost the economy at least 200 percent from my water/sunscreen purchases. I really do.
In coordination with this death sentence that the sun has decided to impose, I have for you a pun revolving around the largest mass in our solar system (do you see what I did there?).
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me.
...and fried me like bacon.
Stay sunburn-free, everyone! Have a good week, and remember; if you suspect you have scoliosis, go get it checked out!
Your Royal Paleness
**P.S. Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth!