Monday, March 30, 2015


Hey, guess what?

Easter is 6 days away!!!

(This is Momma's favorite Easter funny.)

While Easter baskets and egg hunts are always fun, we must not forget the true meaning of Easter, which is the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. Jesus was brutally killed on behalf of you and me- He took what we deserve because of our sins. 3 days later God raised His Son from the grave, defeating death and making a way for us all to one day be in His presence. Matthew 28:6 says:

"He is not here, for He has risen, just as He said. Come, see the place where He was lying."

To find out more about Easter, click here.

Our church is having a Good Friday service for the first time, so we're looking forward to that.

Speaking of looking forward to things, I now present you with an Easter pun that's eggs-tra special and sure to crack you up:

I met an egg from space. He said he was an egg-straterrestial.

I know you're just scrambling in laughter.

Have a Hoppy Easter!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, March 23, 2015



First of all, let's address the elephant in the blog: raise your hand if your bracket is busted.

I don't even know how good (or how bad) I'm doing anymore, I just know I'm in 20th or something in my class.

Let's... Let's move on.

Austin and Ally comes on this week, finally. Well, technically it's coming on next week, but you get my point. I'm really going to miss that show when it ends.

Oh, hey, guess what I saw last week?

You: What?!

It was so good, especially with the two girls from Downton Abbey. Disney did an excellent job of going a bit more in-depth with the story; they explained how she ended up with her step mother and all that. The costumes were beautiful and it was overall a good movie.

In honor of Disney's lovely rendition of the classic tale, I now present you with a Cinderella pun.

At first Cinderella was sad when her pictures didn't arrive on time, but she knew someday her prints would come.

Brochacho: that wuz so bad

I thought it was pretty funny...

Have a good week!
Your Royal Paleness

**P.S. Click here. I'm so jealous.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

3 in 1


I know I haven't updated in forever, and for that I am so, so sorry. I know I missed Monday Pun-Day, St. Patrick's Day, and the start of March Madness.

Brochacho: how could u

I know. I've just been so busy with school and softball- so far this week I've had a math competition (3rd place!) and a game, and I have a paper due and another game tomorrow.

If it's any consolation we won our game 26-0.

By the way, there's this awesome website called Paper Rater. It searches your paper for spelling and grammatical errors, as well as plagiarism... plus, it's totally free. I just used it for the first time and I already think it's one of the best things since sweet tea.

First, let's talk about St. Patrick's Day!

My game earlier in the week actually fell on March 17th, so we didn't do a whole lot. Momma and Deddy did bring festive snacks: St. Patrick's Day trail mix and cookies!

Brochacho: i didnt get any

You play football, Brochacho, not softball.

Brochacho: i would 4 food

Now let's go to March Madness. One of my teachers is a big basketball buff, so he made a bracket challenge for our class. I don't really understand all the schools and ranks and all that mess, so I just copied Brochacho's.

Brochacho: yea

I'm... not doing very well. I think I'm in 25th.

I don't know exactly what went wrong, but all I know is that Kentucky and Virginia better make it to the finals. (Brochacho and I are pulling for Kentucky.)

Oh well; I guess we'll see. Who did you pick to win?

Brochacho: kentucky

Yes, we went over that.

Now onto THURSDAY PUN-DAY!!!!!

I'll go with basketball since we are currently in March Madness. Oh, by the way, I got Mockingjay Part I on DVD and we watched it and it was beautiful.

Basketball players are always so messy when they eat. They're always dribbling.

Brochacho: food?

No, just... no.

Happy March Madness!
Your Royal Paleness

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Pi Day

Hey!! Guess what today is?!

Brochacho: saturday

Well, yes, but other than that.

Brochacho: the patent 4 the 1st cotton gin was given 2day in 1794


Brochacho: look it up

Um... Okay... Anyway, today is 3/14/15, which makes it PI DAY!!!

Brochacho: i like pie

No, not that kind of pie.

We're talking about pi, the symbol of an irrational, infinite numerical amount. Pi is never ending, but the first few digits are 3.14159265359; therefore this post is being uploaded today (3/14/15) at 9:26 AM.

I'd do 53 seconds too if I could, but unfortunately Blogger does not have that feature.

For those of you who do not have big glasses with tape in the middle or little red suspenders, this is what the pi symbol looks like. It is also carved into a pie.

You know, pi is kind of lonely. No one talks to him because he goes on forever.

I hope you enjoyed learning about pi! Click here to view just a few digits of this awesome number. Happy Pi Day!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, March 9, 2015


Anyone else notice that the days in February and March TOTALLY CORRELATE?

know, right?!

I'm sorry I haven't been updating as much lately. I've got this huge science project due this week, a paper, and two softball games scheduled (but I probably won't have them, it's supposed to rain).
Oh, by the way, I made my school softball team, so that's pretty exciting.

My Muscles: No, it's not.

So yeah, I've got a lot going on...

What else is new? Oh yeah, Gravity Falls comes on TONIGHT!
Once again Gravity Falls episodes are very, very spaced out, but I think that's because it takes an insanely long time to make an animated show.

In other news, MOCKINGJAY PART I ON DVD came out Friday, and no, I have not yet purchased it [sadly].

But I plan to at the soonest possible opportunity.
Soooo, what better pun topic than the best DVD of 2015?

I heard Finnick's favorite game was Truth Odair.

Brochacho: lame

Don't be hatin'.
You Royal Paleness

Monday, March 2, 2015


Last night was the SEASON FINALE of Downton Abbey!!!

It's just too much!

There was no new Austin and Ally episode, though. I think because it's the last season they're trying to space out the episodes as much as possible.

Oh well.

So, softball season has started, and what better topic is there for a pun?

Did you hear? Cinderella was kicked off the softball team because she ran away from the ball.

Speaking of Cinderella, Disney's Cinderella is coming out March 13th. It will be accompanied by an all new Frozen short, Frozen Fever, only to be shown in theaters. I simply cannot wait to see it!

Brochacho: ew

You don't understand, Brochacho.

Brochacho: i'm hungry

Boys don't get it.
Your Royal Paleness