Thursday, February 26, 2015

A Blurb for You

I saw this today and thought y'all might find it pretty adorable:

Huskies are cute, but Dog will always hold a special place in my heart.

If y'all ever wonder what she looks like, this dog is kind of similar:

That's not quite her, though.

We got a little snow (with rain) here yesterday, about a few inches, which Dog had mixed reactions to. She didn't like getting cold and wet but she ran around and played in it a little.

She even ate some.

Then she came inside and slept on her blanket. Honestly, she sleeps about 18 hours of the day...

Brochacho: like me

Yes. I suppose.

That's my blurb for today! Have a good rest of the week!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, February 23, 2015



I don't know what it is about that show, but it is highly addicting.

Maybe it's Adam Levine (or Adam Le-Fiiiiiine...).

Brochacho: hes not cute

Yes. Yes he is.

Finally, I have something to watch on Monday and Tuesday nights.

Anyway, it's still, like, negative single digits outside down here. There's no bread or milk left in the grocery stores, gangstas are pulling up their pants, and girls are wearing two pairs of Uggs at a time.

It's cold.

We got some ice last week (and an extra day off school). There's still some ice outside, but earlier Dog was entertaining us by slipping on it.

We're sorry for laughing, Dog.

Since everything is so cold I might as well make a pun about it.

I saw a snow man all by himself. It was sad to see him ice-olated like that.

Brochacho: we just got ice no one made a snowman

They did in their hearts.

Have a good week!
Your Royal Paleness

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Dilemma of the Day

Before I tell you my dilemma, let me assure you Prince Harry and Emma Watson's elusive relationship was a hoax.

Obviously he's still waiting for me.

I'm glad, too. I didn't want to have to burn my Harry Potter DVD's.

Anyway, my dilemma today is related to the wonderful world of television. As you know, tonight is the 87th Academy Awards (or better know as The Oscars), but Downton Abbey also airs tonight at almost the same time!

What shall I do?!

Brochacho: poor u

It is a tragedy.

Brochacho: just watch the oscars later

You don't understand.

So which one should I watch? People will be talking about Downton Abbey and I'll be lost if I don't watch it, but the Oscars are just annual things.

I hope everything Disney had nominated wins an Academy Award. I think they had Maleficent, Big Hero 6, Feast (Best Animated Short Film), Into the Woods, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Captain America: Winter Soldier.

Maybe Prince Harry (who is single) can help me decide what to watch.
Your Royal Paleness

**P.S. Don't forget to join me tomorrow for Monday Pun-Day!

Monday, February 16, 2015


What's up guys?

I'm excited 'cause I have SCHOOL OFF TODAY!!!

We're off for President's Day, but an epic ice storm is heading our way so I might have a few more days off.

I'm trying to post this before we lose power... Y'all pray for our heater, now, it's older than I am.

Brochacho: who needs a heater wen i'm around

Really. Really.

From what I understand we're not really going to get enough snow for Dog and I to play in, just a few flurries and some ice.

Anyway, I've come through to warm your hearts with a most wonderful pun. But first, I'd like to give a shout out to Momma and Deddy for their awesome and thoughtful Valentine gifts. From Momma I received some candy and some sparkly lip balm, and Deddy presented me with a lovely little charm bracelet. He got it from Pandora.

Thank you both for everything, especially for loving a random ginger child like me.  :)

Our pun today will be about our 16th president, Mr. Abraham Lincoln, in honor of President's Day.

Lincoln is the least guilty president. He's in-a-cent.

I'm sure that would have made him proud.

Brochacho: i dont think so

Just go.

What did y'all get for Valentine's Day?
Your Royal Paleness

***P.S. I didn't get anything from Prince Harry again. You better get it together, mister.

Monday, February 9, 2015


This week is Valentine's Day!!!

At this point for me the only thing Valentine's Day is really good for is chocolate and TV specials, but hey, I'll take it.

Oh, and Fun Dip. Fun Dip's great too.

Once I made the mistake of taking Fun Dip to some kids in a less fortunate school. That's not what they call it over there.

Moving on, this week is also my half birthday. I was going to write about it on my actual birthday last year but I never really got around to it. So, you know, if you wanted to get me something, I'd totally accept it now...

I will now present the pun I have brought for you and your significant other this Valentine's Day. Please don't use it as a distraction from the fact you haven't bought him/her a present yet.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

In all seriousness though, not everyone thinks they have someone to love them on February 14th; this, however, is not true. God sent His Son here to our world to love each and every one of us. Me, you, Justin Bieber, everyone. John 3:16-17 says

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through Him [Jesus]."

So this year, remember the God of the entire universe, who could choose to care about literally anything, chose to love you. He loves you, and He wants you to be in His presence, but we cannot do that without first seeing our sin. Our sin separates us from the One who loves us the most, so we must repent of that sin and run to the open arms of Jesus Christ. For more information about God, His love, sin, and salvation, click here.

Prince Harry, this present better not be late.
Your Royal Paleness

Wednesday, February 4, 2015


Woo! First February Pun-Day!!!

So how many of you guys watched the Super Bowl? Or better yet, who saw the Lost Dog commercial?! (Click here if you missed the cuteness.)

Next year's Super Bowl will be the 50th (excuse my lack of Roman numerals, this is the 21st century), so I found some fun facts for you all that are sure not to deflate your day.

  • Studies show that 8% of Americans would rather watch Downton Abbey than the Bowl. That's kinda awesome.

  • Each 30-second commercial pays out an average of about $4.5 million just be aired during the Bowl. Honestly, if you've got that much spare cash, it doesn't really sound like you need a commercial to me.

  • The record rating for the Super Bowl occurred in 1982 with a 49.1- that means almost half of Americans watched the event.

In other news, today is Hump Day Pun-Day, so I must bring you my most wonderful pun...

Sometimes football is hard to watch. High-Scoring games can be very offensive.

I know you all got a kick out of that.
Your Royal Paleness