Monday, October 27, 2014


I have an important announcement to make.

There are only 25 days until MOCKINGJAY PART I!!!

All the trailers give me goose bumps. However, they also look very promising.

While the entire Hunger Games series was absolutely phenomenal, Mockingjay was my least favorite of the three. I think this might of been because of how Katniss was just in midst of random chaos instead of the organized game, if that makes sense.

But if Francis Lawrence keeps it up, that won't matter. Tickets go on sale Wednesday.

One thing that fascinates me about the Hunger Games is its Roman influences; the attention to detail is fantastic.

Brochacho: I just like the movies


If you'd like to read more about that click here.
I was in World History last year so I can appreciate it a little more.

Just for the occasion, I offer you up as tribute a Hunger Games pun:

Katniss is the Girl on Fire and Peeta is the Boy with the Bread? He's toast.

Sorry if that was crumby.
I'm just loafing around, really.
Hey, I'm on a roll, no matter how you slice it!

I knead to stop.
Your Royal Paleness

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Hump-Day Pun-Day

Happy Hump-Day Pun-Day!

I'm sorry I missed Monday, we were returning from the beach. Here is a picture Deddy took:

Can you tell he likes to take pictures?

The Royal Couple announced Baby #2's birth date (April) on Monday. They have also pretty much decided that this will be the last heir due to the Duchess' extreme morning sickness.
I still think it will be a girl. What do you guys think?

I hope the new heir likes puns.

The Royal Baby is probably ready to be out. I bet it's running out of womb.

Good Luck, Kate!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, October 13, 2014


Good morning, y'all (especially France!!!).

So, in the last few weeks I've been getting a lot of migraines, and I thought, "Hmm, what always makes me feel better?"

Besides Prince Harry, the best medicine is Dr. Pepper.
(Actually caffeine can make headaches worse, but you get the gist.)

Therefore the pun today is about the world's most popular 23-Flavored drink.

Did you know the only soft drink who has a college degree is Dr. Pepper? 

Maybe that was a little lame, but I smiled.
By the way, did anyone see the Blood Moon?

Have a good week!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, October 6, 2014


Happy October, eh?
Down here it's blazing hot one second, then freezing cold and storming the next!


It was actually pretty nice yesterday though, which was good, because Deddy and I went to the Renaissance Festival!

We watched a jousting tournament (our dude lost), a guy swallowing flaming swords, and a whole bunch of other stuff that was really just spectacular.

And because today is Ye Old Pun Day, we shall have a ye old pun.

Feudal uprising? Serfs up.

Here are some pictures from our trip:

Fun Fact: During this time period, pale maidens were considered beautiful.
Your Royal Paleness