Monday, September 29, 2014


Just wanted to share something with y'all real quick...

As you can see I used it correctly (hopefully).

I am actually off of school today (but I still have homework), so of course I have to give you an extra good pun.

At school I recently had to do a theatrical performance for a grade; mine was on puns. It was a play on words.

You laughed.

Have a good week!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, September 22, 2014


Happy Monday Pun-Day!

I've been in school for awhile now, and it's a lot faster than I thought it would be. I have 2 projects due this month.

I know.
But I'm done with one of them.

However, one of the subjects I do not have a project in is math, so I kind of like it right now. Therefore, our pun today will be about math.

I wasn't really getting the algebra lesson, but my teacher summed it up for me.

You know, I do have a quiz in math this week, which is like a project...

I should probably go do my homework...
Your Royal Paleness

**P.S. Today is the 20th anniversary of the premiere of Friends. It's Momma's favorite show, and she watches it It's always on some channel, some where.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Prince Harry!!!


I'm sorry I haven't sent you anything yet but hopefully this extra-large GIF will do for now (the glitter matches his eyes!!!).

The Ginger-est of them all turns 30 today, but sadly his birthday dinner last night was cancelled because of the Duchess' morning sickness.

But it's okay.
He can have dinner here.

Or I can go there.
That's fine too.

Besides today's pun I haven't really gotten anything for the royal, but I am now honored to present the esteemed Medal of Ginger award.

This goes out to you, Prince Henry Charles Albert David.

Cheerio, then!
Your (AVAILABLE) Royal Paleness


Hey guys!
Here in America, it's football season.

Hehe... yay...

And not futbol, like the World Cup, but football, where people hit each other. For fun.
So what football team does Your Royal Paleness pull for, you ask? The answer depends on the game, really. Otherwise it doesn't cross my mind.

Brochacho: IT SHOULD

Yeah, yeah. So I suppose this week's pun will be based on football.

I saw an elephant washing his football uniform at the laundromat. He was using Crimson Tide.

Happy Football Season! Don't forget to vote on the Royal baby Gender Poll!
Your Royal Paleness

*P.S.* Welcome to my blog, Canada! Aye!  

Monday, September 8, 2014



The Royal Family has just announced that they will introduce a new prince/princess into the world!


The royal-to-be was announced early this morning when Kate Middleton was suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum, a rare but persistent form of morning sickness.

"She's feeling okay," Prince William shared in Oxford. "...I hope things settle down and she feels better."

So what does George think about a new brother or sister? As far as I know the young prince has not yet reacted, but I think we'll find out in the spring.

Prince Harry, now 5th in line for the throne, responded jokingly.

"Great... I can't wait to see my brother suffer more and, with any luck, if it's a girl he'll suffer even greater."

So what do you think the new royal will be- a boy or a girl?
My bets are on a girl; I nominate the name Victoria if it is.
If it's a boy, though, Jacob would be a good name.

Tell me your best royal baby bombshell names in the comments!
Your Royal* Paleness



Okay, I don't know why it's still hot in September, but it is.

Sorry, Sun, but that ain't gonna fly with me. *sips sweet tea*

Speaking of September, Fall starts this month, which means it'll get cooler... hopefully...

But besides that, Autumn is a beautiful time of the year. King Solomon tells us in Ecclesiastes 3:11 that "[God] has made everything beautiful in its time."

Now that Fall is almost here, I will give you a festive Autumn pun.

See that Scarecrow out there? He got a promotion because he was outstanding in his field.

Hay, what can I say? It runs in his jeans.

I guess that leafs me to say goodbye.

Happy September!
Your Royal Paleness

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

The Golden Ginger Awards

Hey, who watched The Emmy's?

I kind of DID

Yeah, I know it's a little late for that, but I've been busy with school.
I'll admit now that not a lot of my favorites won, but here are a few that I supported:

Outstanding Hairstyling for a Single-Camera Series- Downton Abbey

Outstanding Individual Achievement in Animation- Gravity Falls, "Dreamscaperers"

Outstanding Special Class Program- 67th Annual Tony Awards (I just thought it was funny an awards show won a show award.)

Outstanding Structured Reality Program- Shark Tank, ABC

Outstanding Short-Format Nonfiction Program- 30 For 30 Shorts, ESPN

Outstanding Commercial- "Misunderstood," Apple

Outstanding Light Design/Light Direction For A Variety Series- Dancing With The Stars, ABC

While these are just a few of the many 2014 Emmy Award winners, you can view the complete list here.

So when I was watching the Emmy's and watching all my favorite shows lose, I thought, "hey, what if I made my own awards show?"


...hosted by none other than Your Royal Paleness!

Now, I guess it's too late to let y'all vote, but I'll try to set that up for next year. Instead I'll just give you my picks!

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series- Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series- Dan Stevens, Downton Abbey (It's the only drama I watch right now)

Outstanding Children's/Teen Program- Austin & Ally (Watch it before you judge)

Outstandingly Epic Animated Children's/Teen Program- Gravity Falls (SHMEBULOCK)

Outstanding Writing/Direction/Existence for Film- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Outstanding Redneck Reality Program- Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Outstanding Reality Program That Makes Me Hungry- Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker

Outstanding Performance on a Children's/Teen Program by a Ginger- Calum Worthy, Austin & Ally

Outstanding Voice-Over by a Ginger- Kevin McKidd, Brave

Outstanding Married Judge on a Reality Competition- Adam Levine, The Voice

Outstanding Host For A Reality Program Who is Also German- Heidi Klum, Project Runway

Outstanding Actor in Everything He Does- Johnny Depp

Outstanding Reality Program That Has Mysteriously Disappeared for Some Reason- ABC's Whodunnit?

Outstanding Informational Program- ABC's 20/20

Outstanding Score for Film- Transformers: Age of Extinction, Hans Zimmer

Outstanding Reality Competition With Multiple Judges- The Voice

Outstanding Commercial Format- "You Need to See This," Samsung (click here to watch)

Outstanding Comedic Commercial- "Changes," MiO (click here)

Outstanding Animated Short- "Fixin' It With Soos: Cuckoo Clock," Disney Channel (click here)

Hope you enjoyed the 2014 Golden Ginger Awards!
Your Royal Paleness

Monday, September 1, 2014


Happy Labor Day!

So what is Labor Day, anyway?
Labor Day is the celebration of the time, effort, and achievements of the American workers yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Now, I don't work yet, but my parents do, and they work at their jobs really hard.
That's pretty cool, I think.

On this most fabulous of holidays, we shall honor those workers who have some pretty shocking work:

I asked an electrician why he went into the industry. He told me it was because he went to a lot of outlet stores as a child.
He had to go through a battery of tests to become an electrician.
His favorite thing in school was Current Events.

Okay, okay, I'll ground the puns.

Do y'all do Current Events, by the way?

Avoid it at all costs.

Happy Labor Day!
Your Royal Paleness