I'm a young, Southern lady who loves Jesus, my family, and my dog. I rock POTS (look it up), scoliosis, and the occasional migraine. I play softball for my school; also Derek Hough and Prince Harry make me swoon. I live with Momma, Deddy (family joke), Dog, and my awesome brother who shall henceforth be known as Brochacho. I love reading, writing, graphic design, and sweet tea. Did I mention I like sweet tea? Oh, and I'm pasty white...
I've been in school for awhile now, and it's a lot faster than I thought it would be. I have 2 projects due this month.
But I'm done with one of them.
However, one of the subjects I do not have a project in is math, so I kind of like it right now. Therefore, our pun today will be about math.
I wasn't really getting the algebra lesson, but my teacher summed it up for me.
You know, I do have a quiz in math this week, which is like a project...
I should probably go do my homework... Your Royal Paleness **P.S. Today is the 20th anniversary of the premiere of Friends. It's Momma's favorite show, and she watches it every.day.of.her.life. It's always on some channel, some where.
And not futbol, like the World Cup, but football, where people hit each other. For fun.
So what football team does Your Royal Paleness pull for, you ask? The answer depends on the game, really. Otherwise it doesn't cross my mind.
Brochacho: IT SHOULD
Yeah, yeah. So I suppose this week's pun will be based on football.
I saw an elephant washing his football uniform at the laundromat. He was using Crimson Tide.
Happy Football Season! Don't forget to vote on the Royal baby Gender Poll! Your Royal Paleness *P.S.* Welcome to my blog, Canada! Aye!
Yeah, I know it's a little late for that, but I've been busy with school.
I'll admit now that not a lot of my favorites won, but here are a few that I supported:
Outstanding Hairstyling for a Single-Camera Series- Downton Abbey
Outstanding Individual Achievement in Animation- Gravity Falls, "Dreamscaperers"
Outstanding Special Class Program- 67th Annual Tony Awards (I just thought it was funny an awards show won a show award.)
Outstanding Writing/Direction/Existence for Film- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Outstanding Redneck Reality Program- Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Outstanding Reality Program That Makes Me Hungry- Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker
Outstanding Performance on a Children's/Teen Program by a Ginger- Calum Worthy, Austin & Ally
Outstanding Voice-Over by a Ginger- Kevin McKidd, Brave
Outstanding Married Judge on a Reality Competition- Adam Levine, The Voice
Outstanding Host For A Reality Program Who is Also German- Heidi Klum, Project Runway
Outstanding Actor in Everything He Does- Johnny Depp
Outstanding Reality Program That Has Mysteriously Disappeared for Some Reason- ABC's Whodunnit?
Outstanding Informational Program- ABC's 20/20
Outstanding Score for Film- Transformers: Age of Extinction, Hans Zimmer
Outstanding Reality Competition With Multiple Judges- The Voice
Outstanding Commercial Format- "You Need to See This," Samsung(click here to watch)
So what is Labor Day, anyway?
Labor Day is the celebration of the time, effort, and achievements of the American workers yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Now, I don't work yet, but my parents do, and they work at their jobs really hard. That's pretty cool, I think.
On this most fabulous of holidays, we shall honor those workers who have some pretty shocking work: Electricians.
I asked an electrician why he went into the industry. He told me it was because he went to a lot of outlet stores as a child. He had to go through a battery of tests to become an electrician. His favorite thing in school was Current Events.
Okay, okay, I'll ground the puns.
Do y'all do Current Events, by the way?